Thursday, June 12, 2008

The New Lindsay Lohan Single is Possibly the Worst Song Ever

Yeah, I know it doesn't require a leap of faith to recognize that Lindsay Lohan is a terrible singer. It's not like anybody in their right mind would have high expectations for any song she puts out, but even when you set the bar as low as it can go this song manages to achieve unprecedented levels of awfulness.

And yes, celebrities who fancy themselves as musicians are almost always too easy to ridicule (except if your name is Zooey Deschanel), but Lindsay's latest attempt at "singing" is practically begging for a chorus of insults. I don't know who she thinks she is (honestly, I don't believe she has the answer either), but somebody in her inner circle needs to step in and stage an intervention the next time she has the urge to step inside the studio. You'd think her girlfriend would have the decency to talk her out of such an assured disaster (I mean, she is a DJ. Although apparently not a very good one if she lets Lindsay make this crap), but perhaps love is also deafening on top of blinding. It's just a shame that the rest of us with perfectly good hearing have to suffer.

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